WoW, could it really be a Mustache....

Sitting in my office at said work place drinking my tea listening to some Tori and the Fed EX guy comes in and HOLY Shit...
I had al I could do not to stair and just laugh…
This...., this man in his FedEx browns had this this thing on his face …
It was like a living breathing entity …

I know you are screaming come on all ready what it is...
Yo Mr. Fed Ex man , WOW-you have a great 'stache”-it looks like you grew out your nose hairs out over you lips, or rented your nasal cavity out to shedding rodents, is there a bird up there that made a nest…. Is it ALIVE… OMFG!!!!!
Thanks for assaulting my eyeballs!!!!!!"
Love and Happy Reading...
The Corner Office Bitch