Texts from MS. IFMB

Okay so I am at my desk feeling like shit as I have allergies and the cottonwood in the air is something awful….
I can’t breathe at all.
But any way I get a txt from Ms. I Fuck My Boss and I about fell out of my chair… I just could not believe what she was texting me….

SO it appears last night she was in bed with her friend and well things were going a lil hot and heavy and she called him by her bosses name...

He says WTF who is Joe?

She says IDK,
and he says fuck that, you do too it’s that old fucker I see you with all the time …

She laughs and says OH please, the old guy is my boss he is harmless…

Well her friend says HELL NO; I am done with your nasty asss ... get out of here…

(This is where the good stuff begins)

As I said we were texting and our texts go like this...

Me: Oh I am sorry he broke things off….

Ms IFMB: Yeah, but I got up and peed all over his bed…..

Me: Ohhhhhhhhh???????

Ms. IFMB : Yup and when I was done, I pulled down my shirt, pushed up my boobs and pulled up my panties and walked to church to pray!

ME: WTF?

MS. IFMB : Yea you can’t go pray half naked.

Me: Um I go to go the Tool needs me …


Okay so um what the fuck, how do I respond... first off she pisses in his bed and then has to go pray... is she praying he wont come hunt her ass down and beat the shit out of her for pissing in his bed? Or is she praying for forgiveness for being a whore…
I am truly at a loss for words over this one and well that JUST NEVER Happens!!!!

Happy reading and much Love,

The Corner Office Bitch