Please make the smell go away ....

Okay so after my lovely and much needed post on SHIT I figured I should sum the day up in some great kick ass way ... and then my co-worker Mr. Smiley decided to eat his lunch and well I now have the over whelming urge to sum my day up with a full explanation as to why I am sitting at my desk with a candle burning and spraying Febreeze… and NO before you ask I nor my co worker farted…

You see I sit here in this fog of awful smells mixed with my Eucalyptus candle and Febreeze because Mr. Smiley’s lunch smells SO BAD… I am not sure how he eats it, I swear it smells like a combination of feet, curry and cabbage... its truly fowl smelling stuff and he like clock work eats a form of this rancid smelling shit every day … He sits at his desk smiling and eating this , this shit like it is liquid gold or maybe crack. It’s down right awful I tell you. I have on more then one occasion found myself closing the adjoining door to our office, going on a spaying frenzy of Febreeze and even gagging. And you know as long as I am talking about smells
(WOW this seems to be the theme for the day, shit and smells … Bad smells)
I think I should continue to say it’s NOT just his food that smells bad he too smells...
Not always bad but it’s a rather unique smell. Most days he smells like ass and Patchouli and then once in a while he has this odd woodsy smell…
IDK!
So I guess what I am saying is if you ever come to my office to say HI , bring me coffee or you are a IT professional in need of a job and you find your self perplexed by my multiple candles and the incense sticks and oil on my desk or the Febreeze .. You now know why …

Let’s hope for the sake of us all and my nose that quitting time gets here FAST and I am not nasally assaulted again today, because I just won’t be able to STOP myself from saying
“Yo ____________ you and your food FUCKING STINK and its making me sick”

Happy reading
The Corner Office Bitch