OMFG Moments in my day....

MS. IFMB .. Don't wine and cry....
we don’t hate you..
We all just want to know how someone with an Associates degree in Accounting has a title such as “Director of Market Research”

I mean you have a telemarketing/customer service call center background. You got fired form your last 3 jobs…. You type 25 words a minute and answer the phone Hi…

We all know you got this made-up position because you're a SLUT; how sad that you got suck in an office on the floor with the people you have to work for instead of right across from him so you could continue brown-nosing…
BTW could you maybe PRETEND that you do the work you were promoted to do instead of spending all day on iTunes, Facebook and Youtube?

“OH BTW we know you got the job and all the perks because yr FUCKING the BOSS! “
So please stop pretending!
( see we don't hate you.. we just get anoyed by you from time to time)


Okay and one more thing...

Threes SO MUCH NOISE in my office!

Threes the finger-tapping, pen-clicking guy;
The always-clipping-his-finger-nails guy;
The asshole that keeps his door WIDE open & takes all his calls on speaker-phone;
The guy who leaves his cell volume on loud but is never at his desk to answer it when it rings;
The guy who gets personal calls and talks in his native language in the spooky monotone voice
The guy who is a “face talker”
The guy who gets 100 Text’s a day…..

Oh wait that’s all the same guy… Yes Mr. Smiley I am talking to you .

And you have balls enough to ask why I close my door and play music!

OMFG …