Okay so true to form Ms I fuck my boss called me as soon as I walked in my dam door after being at work all day…
Now I know this is UN work related however I find I must share as I took the time to introduce you to her in the first place…
So I walk in the door and my phone is ringing, my lovely daughter answers and announces its “_______________ , mommy..
Great!
I take the phone and I am like Hi what’s up, and of course the first words out of her mouth are Did you get my email
and I am true to beat and I say NO , we had issues with our mail server and I did not get any out of network email. …
She says Oh and I am like WHEEEW and true to form she reiterates her email and again says what do I do... I am now home and am wearing my new hat and am playing the new role , I am in mom mode....
so as I was saying I tell Ms I fuck my boss ,I am sorry but I can’t answer that right now because I have 2 sets of small ears listening, maybe I can txt you later..
She is happy with this answer and comes back with another whopper...
Yes I know you are now on the edge of your seat wondering what could top this well… I will not keep you waiting much longer…
The conversation went something like this
MS I fuck my boos : are you busy tonight?
Me: No not really, why ?
Ms I fuck my boss: Um well I met this guy on you know that site and well he wants to hook up….
Me : well Um
Ms I fuck my boss: well I was thinking maybe you could watch the kids for me, I mean I would feed em and all and just drop em off around 9ish….
Me : Um I don’t think so it’s a school night and I really don’t have room for 3 extra kids , besides I hate to be rude and all but I think its time for me to be HONEST with you .. “You are a fucking whore, I mean you have 3 kids and don’t know who the baby daddy is of 2 of em…. You need to stop thinking with your pussy and start thinking of your kids… I love you but dam it, you area slut! Besides you have regular dick, his name is Mr. Boss man.
This causes some awkward silence , and I say look I am sorry but I would rather tell you the truth and be a true friend then smile and pretend I am cool with it all.. So if I hurt you I am sorry, but I had to get it out….
Ms I fuck my boos: Its okay, its not like you said something un true or that I have not herd before , so you think maybe this weekend you can watch the kids , My boss wants me to work Saturday ( this is code for we are fucking)
Me: I can’t girls have riding the lessons and a bridging ceremony.
"Some one please tell me I am not alone in going HMMMMMMMMM after all of this "
Now I know this is UN work related however I find I must share as I took the time to introduce you to her in the first place…
So I walk in the door and my phone is ringing, my lovely daughter answers and announces its “_______________ , mommy..
Great!
I take the phone and I am like Hi what’s up, and of course the first words out of her mouth are Did you get my email
and I am true to beat and I say NO , we had issues with our mail server and I did not get any out of network email. …
She says Oh and I am like WHEEEW and true to form she reiterates her email and again says what do I do... I am now home and am wearing my new hat and am playing the new role , I am in mom mode....
so as I was saying I tell Ms I fuck my boss ,I am sorry but I can’t answer that right now because I have 2 sets of small ears listening, maybe I can txt you later..
She is happy with this answer and comes back with another whopper...
Yes I know you are now on the edge of your seat wondering what could top this well… I will not keep you waiting much longer…
The conversation went something like this
MS I fuck my boos : are you busy tonight?
Me: No not really, why ?
Ms I fuck my boss: Um well I met this guy on you know that site and well he wants to hook up….
Me : well Um
Ms I fuck my boss: well I was thinking maybe you could watch the kids for me, I mean I would feed em and all and just drop em off around 9ish….
Me : Um I don’t think so it’s a school night and I really don’t have room for 3 extra kids , besides I hate to be rude and all but I think its time for me to be HONEST with you .. “You are a fucking whore, I mean you have 3 kids and don’t know who the baby daddy is of 2 of em…. You need to stop thinking with your pussy and start thinking of your kids… I love you but dam it, you area slut! Besides you have regular dick, his name is Mr. Boss man.
This causes some awkward silence , and I say look I am sorry but I would rather tell you the truth and be a true friend then smile and pretend I am cool with it all.. So if I hurt you I am sorry, but I had to get it out….
Ms I fuck my boos: Its okay, its not like you said something un true or that I have not herd before , so you think maybe this weekend you can watch the kids , My boss wants me to work Saturday ( this is code for we are fucking)
Me: I can’t girls have riding the lessons and a bridging ceremony.
"Some one please tell me I am not alone in going HMMMMMMMMM after all of this "
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