Dear Co- worker I find you very amusing much to my chagrin. And I use the term "chagrin" because I'm slightly embarrassed to be so amused by such a hippy-poseur like you. Yes you have a MBA and can use $2 words to make it seem like you know your ass from a hole in the ground, but we all know its just not so.
You mostly wear vintage clothes, which surprises me. I half expect you to show up in an American Eagle graphic tee and Hollister flip flops and a oh so impressive pair of skinny jeans with the hole in the knee one of these days.
You pretend to be liberal and progressive, the go to girl, a real team player,
But I'm confident that deep down, you're not quite the hipster that you think you are.
Yet you continue to charm me with your white trash Long Island accent (don’t get me wrong I love my Long Island peeps, but you know the one girl who OVER emphasizes,
YUP that’s Miss. Thang!)
And you say stupid things like “My new haircut makes me look like such a square." Hopefully, I'll soon grow tired of such antics; hopefully you will cease to amuse me.
However you do provide me with some much needed humor during the day and well when you work in my office its a needed thing, maybe you could just come up with some new material..... “maybe say “OMG I broke a nail “
But till then, let's continue to sit in our offices and send the occasional email and think awkwardly stupid random thoughts about each other and later either Twitter or Blog about our findings and amuse others at our expense.
I mean its the least you can do Miss. Thang for your oh so ever loving public and well I find I must vent or go postal ...
Till next time Much Love
The Corner Office Bitch!
The Corner Office Bitch !
Yup its always this way
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