God its Monday isn't it

Okay so I thought I got it all out of my system and well I was so sadly mistaken..
I was just the lucky or maybe I should be honest here and say UNLUCKY recipient of an email from Evil Dragon Lady…
GOD why dose she bother I am not nice to her, I mean I am in a way, one could say I am tolerable at the least but truly that is as far as it goes...
So why oh why is this NUT emailing me and asking me how my day is and asking why I do not call her to talk...?
OMG I would rather poke myself repeatedly in the eye with push pins then call her!!!
I just sat here in utter disbelief that this bullshit was in my inbox and I was in more disbelief that I read it...
I subcommand to her evil ways and read the dam thing... I did NOT respond … but I read it and that’s just as bad…

So here I sit in my sate of OMFG and I get yet an other email not from Evil Dragon Lady but from a friend who is about as dumb as rocks … ( yes she is my friend but M-F between the hours of 9 and 5 pm she shall be referred to as “Ms. I fuck my Boss” , don’t get me wrong I truly like her a lot, she is just a whole new girl while at work and during that time she too is a DUMB ass.)
Anyway Ms I fuck my boss sends me a email complaining about her new fuck buddy seeing her this weekend with her boss in a less then flattering predicament and asks me “What shall I do “ OMFG HELLO …. If the stiletto was on the other foot, how the hell would you answer this…?
I sit here is a state of pure preplexment and so unsure if I should respond and truly share how and what I am thinking or just go on and work and pretend I never saw the email,
I can say I had a glitch in my email server and all in coming mail from an outside source never made it to my inbox… yes I think this is how I shall deal with this mater later when she calls and then say I got to go help girls with home work call you later…