Just an other Monday ......

Okay so this is day one and well with a title like “The Corner office Bitch “ one would assume I am a rather nasty girl and the truth is I am a nice girl I am just tired of all the shit that comes with my so called high end recruiting job of so called IT professionals… Yes I said it, my job is a joke, and I work with some of the stupidest people on the face of the earth. I have days where it truly amazes me that my co works can breathe on there own... I do have one saving grace while at work and her name is Enigma Jones (blogger QUEEN)
So you ask what makes my job any different then yours, why are my co workers more dumb then the next… well let me share a lovely example with you…
In my line of work I am responsible for marketing select IT professionals, you know computer geeks, the guys who manage and write the software etc...
Any way a certain co –worker who shall from this point on be known as Evil Dragon Lady. As I was saying in my long winded rambling we are in a meeting and as she is the golden child in the ‘Tools” eye ( oh the Tool is my boss) she asks and I quote
“ can I count submittals of consultants that are not on our W2 and that I am marketing for a friend to beef up my numbers as times are slow”
and the tool said and again I will quote
“sure, I think that’s a great idea as long as we get a small cut from the placement if any “
I wanted to SCREAM you fucking unethical pig that is NOT how you do business, you have a mandated signature that says we do NOT practice any sub subbing so why is it okay for Evil Dragon Lady to do this… OMFG … this is just one of my wondrous OMFG moments, I truly could go on for days with moments like this and so much more but I shall not bore you …
I will share some of the humorous things that I have had to share or email etc instead so I hope you enjoy…

Guys, I’m now missing not only my blue pen but my red one as well.Either my pens become ambulatory over the weekends and flee my desk, or someone is aiding and abetting them in their escape.If you need a pen, go to the shelves where they are stored and fetch one. If you need directions, ask me. In fact, you can just follow me as I walk there because I will be doing that momentarily to replace the ones that were hijacked.If it’s on my desk, leave it there. (There are only myself and 2 others in my office, the rest of my lovely co –workers are in our NJ office!)