It must be Monday

I must take this time to say a few words… ONE I had an interview with a new company on Friday and the interview went AMAZING!!!! While my current job provides me with great material to write about it truly also makes me physically ill to work here…

I know you are thinking “yea right “ but honestly it dose I have a headache from the moment I walk into my office until I leave unless I am fortunate enough to be the only one here then its smooth sailing and so so peaceful.. I so long for days like that.
So I got off track again, dam me and my mind and the 1000 things that all go on at once…
So it’s Monday and I am not sure if Mr. Smiley had a shitty weekend and just did not get laid or if he truly is a dick..
He is a senior recruiter in my office and has serveral candidates that I am so pose to market for IT positions.. Okay not to hard… Well that is NOT the case with Mr. Smiley’s consultants; he ALWAYS has some crazy stipulation…

**Like location , NO they will only work in NYC
**Or NO they will only entertain a phone interview
**Or their billing rate is astronomical in comparison to their said skills..
(Ex: a 5 yr Oracle DBA being billed at $70, kind of hard to do when we have 11 yr guys at $60)

I am still in utter shock that I can ask him will your guy take a look at a job in OH its 3+ months and Mr. Smiley will say Oh NO … don’t be silly. UGHHHH Makes you want to hit him in the head and scream “You dork the economy SUCKS BIG time right now and JOBS are few and far between can you and your people are realistic? "

Truly I must tell myself I love my job, I actually do love it, I love what I do and I even like a lot of our consultants , but it’s the co- workers who take the cake…

Speaking of co workers I got an email from Evil Dragon Lady’s BF..
He use to work for our company too then transferred a while back and he emailed me out of the blue to say HI..
I saw WTF…. Um I don’t like your girl what makes you think I want to talk to you??

And one last that to ponder before I go back to work and try my best not to slap the living shit out of Mr. Smiley or anyone else for that matter..

I go to lunch today and I only get 30 minutes, in that time I run to the bank and go grab some allergy meds as I am a mess thanks to the darn cotton wood. I rush back and do not get anything to eat..
I ask Tool via a txt if I give him cash if he would grab me something… He said Um didn’t you take lunch all ready?
I say yes but Wegmans was a MOB and I did not want to be late so I came back...
He says ok

My question is this SO what if I took lunch all ready , maybe I was still hungry… as long as I am paying why do you care if I sit at my desk and eat and work or if I don’t…

Till next time
Happy reading
The Corner Office Bitch …