I guess I should have known today was gonna be a doozy when I woke up and my dog and cat were both in my bed and Baby Cakes was snoring his ass off….
So I get up and do the morning thing, shower, make coffee let dog out, feed cat and dog wake up kids, make them food, argue about what we can and can not wear to school, get girls dressed, pack book bags, make lunches and head everyone out the door… and I do all this in the first 2 hours of waking up… I know I should wear a cape and just say I am “Super Mom” or something... and that’s my morning on a good day...
On a bad day add in fight about wearing make up, taking cell phone away, finding shoes, doing 3 different hair styles and NONE of them are what she wants… Oh and the “Mom I have homework… UGHHHHHHHHH
Anyway I should of known today was going to be NUTS as this morning was somewhat smooth. I was only running a few minutes late when I was getting dressed. So I throw on some clothes grab the girls and we run to the car, drop them off at school. I have 10 minutes and decide to go grab a coffee…
The girl at Tim Horton’s fucks my coffee up royally. I ordered an Extra Large vanilla double double and I am NOT sure what the hell that hot shit was in my cup. I get to my office and realize I have on a Black bra and a white shirt... and its cold as hell in here!
I spill coffee on my shit in the boob area to draw more attention to myself... I broke a nail…
Our network is down, I lost my earring somewhere between the car and my desk…
I sit, take a deep breathe and just giggle to myself, I mean what else can I do its only 10:30 and I am here for an other 7 hours!
Things kept getting better as time went on, I burnt my finger trying to light a candle to cover up the ever nauseating smell from Mr. Smiley... he came over to my desk to talk to me and I thought I would just puke right there , his breathe was so bad it made my eyes water…
My phone is ringing off the hook, I try and make a pot of tea and I forget I have no sugar. I go to the ladies room and forget my keys on the sink when I wash my hands and have to go on a hunt for someone who has a master so I can go get them…
I get back to my desk keys in hand and Tool is on the warpath again.
I go to use the fax machine and the heel on my favorite pair of come fuck me heels breaks…
Its now 12 and I am back at my desk I work for a while and things seem to be going okay, Tool walks in my office to tell me he is leaving to go to his sons kindergarten graduation and to take his calls… I realize its 1:45 and I should eat some lunch …
I go to my fridge grab my César salad and sit back down to work and eat…
I go to eat and my phone rings, Mr. Smiley comes by and spills my tea all over me and my salad and my desk…
It was at this time I knew it was in my best interest to just sit at my desk for the rest of the day … Oh god its only 3:45 I still have 2 more hours!!!
On a bad day add in fight about wearing make up, taking cell phone away, finding shoes, doing 3 different hair styles and NONE of them are what she wants… Oh and the “Mom I have homework… UGHHHHHHHHH
Anyway I should of known today was going to be NUTS as this morning was somewhat smooth. I was only running a few minutes late when I was getting dressed. So I throw on some clothes grab the girls and we run to the car, drop them off at school. I have 10 minutes and decide to go grab a coffee…
The girl at Tim Horton’s fucks my coffee up royally. I ordered an Extra Large vanilla double double and I am NOT sure what the hell that hot shit was in my cup. I get to my office and realize I have on a Black bra and a white shirt... and its cold as hell in here!
I spill coffee on my shit in the boob area to draw more attention to myself... I broke a nail…
Our network is down, I lost my earring somewhere between the car and my desk…
I sit, take a deep breathe and just giggle to myself, I mean what else can I do its only 10:30 and I am here for an other 7 hours!
Things kept getting better as time went on, I burnt my finger trying to light a candle to cover up the ever nauseating smell from Mr. Smiley... he came over to my desk to talk to me and I thought I would just puke right there , his breathe was so bad it made my eyes water…
My phone is ringing off the hook, I try and make a pot of tea and I forget I have no sugar. I go to the ladies room and forget my keys on the sink when I wash my hands and have to go on a hunt for someone who has a master so I can go get them…
I get back to my desk keys in hand and Tool is on the warpath again.
I go to use the fax machine and the heel on my favorite pair of come fuck me heels breaks…
Its now 12 and I am back at my desk I work for a while and things seem to be going okay, Tool walks in my office to tell me he is leaving to go to his sons kindergarten graduation and to take his calls… I realize its 1:45 and I should eat some lunch …
I go to my fridge grab my César salad and sit back down to work and eat…
I go to eat and my phone rings, Mr. Smiley comes by and spills my tea all over me and my salad and my desk…
It was at this time I knew it was in my best interest to just sit at my desk for the rest of the day … Oh god its only 3:45 I still have 2 more hours!!!
PS: Did I mention that it is raining like CRAZY and my hair is wild and has a mind of its own today ?
Here is hoping your day was better then mine and that tomorrow is BETTER for us all
Happy reading
The Corner Office Bitch
Here is hoping your day was better then mine and that tomorrow is BETTER for us all
Happy reading
The Corner Office Bitch
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