Enlightened conversations with the FABULAUS Enigma Jones!

So Enigma Jones and I were talking and IM’ing about one of our favorite topics our Lovely co-workers… ( don’t get me wrong we talk about other things as well, like Love, shoes, our kids… Men , but with our co workers we have enough good material to put it into a #1 best seller) Hmmmmmmm Engima maybe we should do that , colaberate and write a book… Oh shit mean dmy dam ideas I got off track….
Anywho we were talking and one co- worker in particular came up in our discussion and well its been a while but you know I just got a Mani and Pedi and this conversation with Enigma keeps popping into my head So I must ask you the question………..

“Should a co- worker and one with an upper management title take the time out of her day to give herself a pedicure at her desk? I mean the full 9, a foot soak, a scraping, a massaging rub with lotion, and a paint job?”……..

I say NO way, but sure enough our Girl felt she was entitled to do so and has been doing so now on a regular basis….

Yet this is another OMFG moment in my day.


And as long as we are talking about the conversations I have with Enigma let me share with you on other OMFG moment we have shared …

One day while IM’ing we were talking about shopping I think we both wanted new shoes, what can we say down deep we are self admitting shoe whores!

So as I was saying we were IM’ing and Enigma says “HOLY shit he did it again” ,
and me being the great friend I am ask WHAT, who did what…

See my dear friend Enigma is forced to share an office environment with a true Male PIG and a few other animals …

I mean this guy can take the cake when it comes to
ball grabbing ass smacking rude womanizing comments..
This spineless little bastard is always referring to women as BITCH’S…
YES a lot of us are, myself included in that.
however Mr. Spineless Dick Dweeb you make us this way.
Just once do you think you could call us by name, or say hi or maybe just maybe not talk to the other spineless looser in your corner of the office and refer to any woman as anything other then a Bitch..
I mean it’s ALWAYS “That bitch is clueless” or Wow what a Bitch or “that Bitch sounded like she needed a good stiff one”
I think what you are in need of is a “Good Bitch “to show you that you what is what .. and well the WHAT is “YOU would not amount to a pimple on a mans ass” Mr. Spineless Dick Dweeb you are just a Dweeb!

Well my friends I must sign off for now and get to work, the one that is sort of paying the bills… (Hint hint Tool if you read this “can a girl get a raise”)

Love and happy reading

The Corner Office Bitch!