Just when I open my mouth and say work was not so bad …
LOL My dam job is like a parade of train wrecks.
I am being a good slacker and chatting it up via IM with a potential new employee, he seems like a rather nice guy and is very interesting, I look down and I see I have a message in my inbox from MS. IFMB . So out of pure curiosity I go and read it. Well it appears MS. IFMB has competition at work a girl downstairs who works at great Northern Pizza kitchen.
I guess she saw her boss and said girl in his car getting cozy yesterday after work and it made her sad…
she has gotten use to late lunches on the bosses dime and shopping for new clothes etc.
As I was saying she is a tad depressed and went home to her 3 crazy boys and the chaos known as her house (I personally like to call it the BLACK HOLE of Despair) So MS. IFMB gets boys to bed and decides to go relax and drink some wine…
This is what her email said
“I am so sad at the thought of Joe with some tramp I went home filled up the tub to take a nice relaxing hot bath and grabbed a bottle of wine, I sat there drinking and thinking, not paying attention to the fact that my window is wide open, well next thing I knew it was 7 am woke up spooning with wine bottle.. Bathroom window was still open and the perverted old man across from me was looking at me rather odd! Fuck, not again.”
Wow why do I open email from her and why oh why dose she think I have an answer of give a fuck …
Love and Happy reading
The Corner Office Bitch
The Corner Office Bitch !
Yup its always this way
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