Bathroom OMFG....

Okay, so this may be a disgusting topic, but it needs to be discussed.

I work in a building where we have a shared public restroom and this restroom is accessible only by key... however as I was saying it is shared. We have a few questionable Doctors in our building, well maybe they are not questionable but they see some VERY interesting people , the one patient barks whenever she sees you , but that my readers is a whole other story and I will share that some other time… but for now lets get back to the topic at hand…

DEUCES!

I need to know who frequently drops deuces in our shared restroom and then just gets up and leaves them there for everyone to see? I mean you have dropped them on the floor and half in and out of the dam toilet … and well that’s just FUCKING Gross. PLEASE identify yourself for the DEUCE neglect-er that you are! Are you quite proud of your creation and want to share it or something? Do you have some sick type of fecal fetish…?

I hate to be the Bitch here, but NO ONE WANTS TO SEE IT!

It never ceases to force my gag reflex into overdrive each time I walk into the bathroom to find the masterpiece that you left behind. Nothing like gagging while trying to go pee, I have even secured to using the men’s room… I think this SCREAMS “Ello there is an ISSUE”
Isn’t flushing the toilet an automatic for you? Are you a pig like this at home too or is it just in public?
Whoever was in charge of your toilet training should be sentenced to live the remaining years of there life in an outhouse that’s been frequently used by individuals like yourself and the ones who like to finger paint with there deuces… Yes I think that would be a fitting punishment, as the rest of us are being punished!

So please, stop the insanity!

FLUSH YOUR DEUCES!